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my 2015 new years resolution is going to be to tally every time i jerk off because i need to know this information


Like if youre horny and want to destroy america

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aliens looking at the earth from space: what a piece of shit. lets bounce

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Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

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spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

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Aug 21st 2014 / 09:36 / 39,852 notes


double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying 

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welcome to my twisted ass

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just my little onion here


*holding a very tiny onion* just my little onion i am holding

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  • nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
  • pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?