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fagome:

nyooms:

CATCHING FIRE IN LIKE 3 MONTHS

u may want to consider an extinguisher

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via d0nn0)

  • coming out the womb: yas bitch you are giving me LIFE
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prokopetz:

sixsaltysweets:

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

stackedcrates:

there’s always those people where you just kind of want to take them aside gently and go “hey, i’m really sorry to rain on your party, but tumblr only tracks the first five tags”

(via preteenager)

So my professor was asking questions.
  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.

rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

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tuitionfees:

just changed to a SUPER scary url for October!!

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