my 2015 new years resolution is going to be to tally every time i jerk off because i need to know this information
Like if youre horny and want to destroy america
aliens looking at the earth from space: what a piece of shit. lets bounce
Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else
double major in overthinking and worry, minor in night crying
*holding a very tiny onion* just my little onion i am holding
- nun: pastor, we are having trouble with the exorcism
- pastor: have you tried unblessing and blessing again ?