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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

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danmayormaynotbeonfire:

the janoskians have a sold out world tour but theres one thing thats bothering me

what

do

they

even

do

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kids these days don’t get to see ed edd n eddy that’s why they get all lonely. they don’t kno that teamwork make the dream work

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neptunain:

my favorite band is the beatles. i also enjoy the taste of flour

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Anonymous: An aesthetic is a fake leg (or arm) that people use when they got no limbs

jonasbrothers:

pretty sure that’s a prosthetic 


A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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Aug 1st 2014 / 20:05 / 3,463 notes
  • Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
  • Bro 2: why bro?
  • Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
  • Bro 2: bro..
Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe

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