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readingperks:

Real life: most common eye color is brown

Literature: eye color is anything but brown

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  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
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oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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50c:

Came so quick, the sex tape was a vine

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yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

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healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

 
it finally makes sense

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